Welcome back to **The Teacher’s Lounge Podcast**, where winter break ends, stress returns instantly, and everyone pretends they’re “fine” for about three days. In this episode, the crew comes back from break to unpack **adulthood, teaching burnout, classroom chaos, discipline (the scary word), and why public schools feel like an insane asylum with bells**. This episode hits the sweet spot between hilarious and deeply concerning. We talk about: * Why LA keeps you emotionally 17 forever * Teaching as psychological water torture * Discipline becoming a forbidden word * Why teachers are expected to be therapists, security, nurses, and magicians * And the harsh truth: you can love kids *and* hate the system If you’re a teacher, this episode is therapy. If you’re not — welcome to the classroom. We’re tired. --- **00:00 – Intro & welcome back** Winter break amnesia hits hard **00:00:24 – Miami Vice vacation energy** Vacation shirts and fake confidence **00:00:42 – LA hate vs LA worship** Why everyone has an opinion on Los Angeles **00:01:59 – Running into hometown critics** Buffalo Wild Wings reality check **00:02:21 – Why LA keeps you young forever** No seasons, no aging, no accountability **00:03:01 – From Olive Garden to substitute teaching** The accidental path into education **00:04:20 – Parents love “normal jobs”** Why teaching calms artist parents instantly **00:09:26 – Students assuming pregnancy rumors** Instagram + middle school math **00:10:25 – Winter Academy & mental health** Knowing when to say no **00:15:08 – Teaching = golden handcuffs** Why it’s hard to leave and harder to stay **00:16:42 – Public schools as insane asylums**No consequences, all blame **00:18:52 – Verbal abuse with zero accountability** When kids cross lines and nothing happens **00:20:40 – Managing stress in real time** Breathing through chaos **00:22:00 – Discipline disappearing from schools** Lord of the Flies energy **00:23:29 – Discipline becoming a dirty word**And why that’s dangerous **00:25:18 – Learned behavior from home** Why schools inherit parenting gaps **00:28:32 – Calling home: the only real tool**Why teachers avoid it anyway **00:31:01 – “Gordon” kids explained** Old souls as classroom stabilizers **00:34:07 – Why schools need MORE funding** Equity explained without buzzwords **00:36:31 – Teachers can’t be therapists** 40 kids, one adult, impossible expectations **00:39:33 – Burnout vs caring** You can feel both at the same time **00:42:02 – Why class size actually matters** 32 kids is the breaking point **00:44:35 – How long can teachers survive?** One day at a time **00:49:01 – Career advice teachers actually give** Why trade school keeps coming up **00:52:20 – Teacher New Year’s resolutions**Realistic goals only **00:53:23 – Final thoughts & sign-off** Inspiring kids, surviving systems --- #teacherburnout #educationpodcast #teaching #humor #teachermentalhealth #classroomchaos #educationsystem #teachercomedy #podcastclips #schoolculture --- If this episode made you laugh, nod aggressively, or question your career choices — **hit like, subscribe, and leave a comment** so YouTube knows teachers still exist. Share this with: * A teacher who’s counting the minutes * A parent who thinks schools “don’t discipline anymore” * Or anyone who’s ever said, *“Well if it’s so hard, why don’t you quit?”* Class dismissed. 🛎️